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Eorzea's World Famous Bunny Ranch

Please do NOT touch (or click) the bunnies without permission.If you are here to make an appointment, please stop by our reception desk to select your sexy companion!Doors Open Every Saturday @ 9PM ESTLavender Beds, Famfrit (Ward 3, Plot 12)


Membership Rules


The safety and well-being of our staff members is our utmost priority. We please ask that all guests act with class and respect towards our staff members and other guests. If at any point you make any of our staff members or other guests uncomfortable, you will lose all membership privileges and asked to leave from the premises. If further violations of what is this venue's only rule come to light you will be blacklisted and banned from the venue without hesitation.


Those ready to fulfill your hearts desires—


Bunnies


Role: CourtesanAge: 22Gender: MalePersonality: Zuiko is very kind towards others and isn't afraid of being direct and flirty especially if you're his type. He will lend an ear if you need to talk to someone for any of your troubles. He's just someone that you can have a good laugh around or someone that can go the extra mile when you’re alone with him.Preferences: MaleSFW Services: 50,000 gil per hourNSFW Services: 80,000 gil per hour

Role: CourtesanAge: 28Gender: FemalePersonality: Drusilla isn't afraid to approach you and is very inquisitive. Her favorite thing is to make someone happy, whether it be from listening to someone's woes, to helping them relax after a hard day. Flirty and sweet, with an odd eccentric energy about her, she might almost remind you of a pixie, and is sure to make all of your dreams come true.Preferences: Males only (no Lalafell)SFW Services: 75,000 gil per hourNSFW Services: 125,000 gil per hour

Role: CourtesanAge: 22Gender: Male (FtM)Personality: A mischievous man who has many stories to tell, as well as a secret if you're willing to find out what it is... Don't be fooled by his sweet smile, or he might just spirit you away for the night~ Offer him sweets, or perhaps a flirty conversation, and I guarantee that you won't be disappointed with what he has to offer to make your night fun.Preferences: Any and all!SFW Services: 50,000 gil per hourNSFW Services: 150,000 gil per hour

Role: CourtesanAge: 34Gender: FemalePersonality: By day, Hatsuyuki is a firm and stern woman with an aggressive streak. By night, she's a passionate moon cat that can be a completely subservient girl willing to go to almost any lengths to please those she serves. Alternatively, for those that need a more assertive touch, Hatsu's the type of girl that can be the mommy dom one yearns for in their most intense and personal fantasies.Preferences: Male > Female+ > Female, all racesSFW Services: 50,000 gil per hourNSFW Services: 150,000 gil per hour

Role: CourtesanAge: 23Gender: Female (or trans)Personality: Carefree, bubbly, witty, and outgoing, with a good sense of humor. She loves meeting new people and is a huge flirt. She loves pleasant conversation, whether it’s light-hearted chit-chat, or more deep and philosophical. At first glance, she's a refined, well-mannered Samurai from Doma, and a classy lady...
But don’t let that sweet exterior fool you. Farrah is a passionate lover with a latent wild side, that she likes to keep between you and her. She's open to mostly everything, and loves to please.
Preferences: Can sub or dom, but bottom preferred. Foreplay, romance, gentle or rough, bondage, teasing, petplay, non-consensual, etc. Very open, experienced, and adventurous. Ask her about it?SFW Services: Dating, Girlfriend Experience, Content, PicturesNSFW Services: Negotiable, depending on what you’d like. 300k / 30 min jerkb*it, 600k – 1 mil / hour Intercourse


Role: CourtesanAge: 23Gender: FemalePersonality: Layla left the safety of her glade in search of gil and excitement in the big city. Full of bubbly energy and unapologetic blonde ambition, she loves parties, pink, and huge... personalities. While she's happy to play adventurer and heal those in need, she finds real satisfaction in serving others-- especially on her knees. Beneath this bimbo's chest is an even bigger heart (and that's saying something).Preferences: Submissive leaning Vers, Heteroflexible! She loves all shapes and sizes, but goes weak at the knees for Hrothgar and Roegadyn.SFW Services: 200k gil/30m with discounts for buyouts and couples!NSFW Services: 250k gil/30m with discounts for buyouts and couples!

Role: Tarot Reader/CourtesanAge: Appears to be in her 20'sGender: FemalePersonality: Zeera undulated with the staccato rhythm, caramel skin bathed in the spangles of colored light swirling from the dark ceiling of the venue. Though the place was teeming with partygoers, somehow her gaze focused on just one. The guy had a look on his face that screamed just how uncomfortable he was, eyes darting over the roiling crowd, turning his step as if ready to leave. But her calm gaze and easy smile made him pause, and then swallow back his fear and insecurity. Zeera slid down from the riser and sauntered over, offering a polite bow.
“Hey there handsome. Would you like to dance?”
Preferences: Pansexual, with a lean toward males.SFW Services: Tarot Readings 300K (around 30 minutes)NSFW Services: 400K per hour, Switch with a lean toward dominance.

Role: Courtesan/ServerAge: Unknown. Looks 'Mid 20's'Gender: FemalePersonality: Yours truly possesses a unique accent, and speaks as if addressing herself in third person. This one tends to maintain a seductive, come hither vibe, to slowly draw you in. Beneath it all lies the heart of a hopeless romantic, as well as a well-travelled soul, with stories to tell of her travels. This one tends to keep a seductive and high-class demeanor about herself, but underneath lies a rather erotic soul, anxious to know...
"Where will our night take us, love ~ "?
Preferences: Bisexual. All races are welcome, and play as a switch. If you like a girl with a well endowed rear, you've found her!
NSFW service offers spicy burlesque dancing, erotic massage, Oral services, Penetration, Body Worship, etc. Feel free to inquire about more!
SFW offers girlfriend experience, flirting, storytelling and conversation!
SFW Services: 150k / Hour. +25k extra for additional guests after 1 person.NSFW Services: 250k / hour. +100k extra for additional guests after 1 person.

Role: Club PhotographerAge: 22Gender: FemalePersonality: Joyelle loves capturing moments in real-time and creating memories in Geisha House. She likes to have a great time with everyone who wants to and parties all night! She is open to anything and love to get to know anyone who wants to chat. She loves positive vibes and having fun. If anyone wants to come out and party to create chaos and fun, let her know!

Role: BartenderAge: 28Gender: MalePersonality: A street food cart vendor that got hired at a venue. Makes all food and drink to order with all ingredients freshly gathered sometime between yesterday to a year ago.

Role: Head BartenderAge: 25Gender: FemalePersonality: She is fun and flirty and energetic. She enjoys being around people and entertaining them with good food and drinks. She is kind and wants to make sure that everyone feels welcome and included. She likes to occasionally pull pranks so if you annoy her she may make you a drink that isn't all that great...or strong...


Role: BouncerAge: 30'sGender: MalePersonality: A Dalmascan Refugee who is outgoing, friendly, and inspires others to be the best of themselves. Ulf is also an Actor for the Magitek Production team as a Professional Adventurer. His signature move is doting!!!

Role: RecruiterAge: 28Gender: MalePersonality: So here I am
Growing older all the time
Looking older all the time
Feeling younger in my mind

Role: ServerAge: 21Gender: MalePersonality: Bit of an idiot with the best of intentions.

Role: Courtesan ManagerAge: Mid-TwentiesGender: FemalePersonality: Aitia is an intelligent and commanding woman, with wisdom beyond her years. An air of mystery is always around in her presence, considering little of her past is known. Dangerous to cross, loyal to those who treat her well, and more than happy to laugh at a joke, Aitia is a warm person who does everything she can for those around her.

Role: Party CatteAge: 27Gender: Female (She/her)Personality: She loves to party, pop bottles, and light off illegal fireworks indoors!

Role: Sugar DaddyAge: 27Gender: MalePersonality: Just an adventurer who enjoys good times and creates fun times. The Resident Sugar Daddy of the Geisha House with limitless pockets and non-refundable deposits!

So Fierce

Role: Eorzea's Most WantedAge: 90Gender: MalePersonality: A mysterious bun who seems calm, but plays hard when he plays and goes completely crazy when the right time comes.Backstory: Orphaned at a young age, he was kidnapped from his home in the Golmore Jungle and forced into running errands and smuggling goods for the Syndicate in Ul’dah. His time with the Syndicate exposed him to a criminal lifestyle at an impressionable age, as Ul’dah was enduring years of its own socioeconomic, social and political troubles. Passed around the Monetarists to achieve their greedy motives, he eventually fell under the ownership of Teledji Adeledji until the lalafell’s untimely death. Finding his chance to escape the shackles of exploitation, he snuck out of the city on the first ship to Limsa Lominsa. It is speculated that he may have been employed as a gigolo to better support himself financially during this time, but he eventually appeared as a key figure in the establishment of the illicit diamond dust trade between La Noscea and Thanalan. He worked his way up the ranks of the Diamond Dust Syndicate, joining forces with the Mafia to develop new markets for their activities in the ports of Kugane. Due to his involvement in setting up the thriving drug operation, he eventually drew the attention of the local authorities and fled back to Ul’dah to avoid numerous convictions for racketeering and conspiracy charges. Recently, he has been seen wandering by the Lavender Beds in the name of love, his story a cautionary tale about the destructive pursuit of money and power.


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Rooms

These rooms are available for purchase in the downstairs portion of the Geisha House. If interested in booking one of these rooms, please inquire at the front desk.

Sake Room

50,000 gil

The cheapest room at Geisha House, this room still affords a few comfy pillows and some Sake. Perfect for those one on one chats with one of our lovely courtesans.


Tea Room

100,000 gil

Larger than the Sake Room, the Tea Room offers a great place to chat and relax with friends. A must for anyone who wants to wind down after a long night.


Waterfall Room (VIP Only)

The Waterfall Room offers three gorgeous waterfalls, koi ponds, and even a bath for our customers to relax in. If you want a soak or just admire the fish, this room is perfect!


Party Room

500,000 gil

What it says on the tin! If you have a large gathering of people, the party room is a great place to eat a good meal and chat with your friends. Or perhaps host an orgy. We won't judge either way.


FC Rooms (VIP Only)

These rooms are available for purchase only for our monthly and Lifetime VIPs. Some are even named after our illustrious Lifetime VIPs! If interested in booking one of these rooms, please inquire at the front desk.

Personal Lounge

Comes with a fully stocked bar, flashing lights, and your own personal waterfalls to listen to. Perfect for those who want more privacy for their parties.


Club Bathroom

We don't know why you might rent this room, and quite frankly, we don't want to know. Keep it to yourself!


The Blue Room

For those feeling a bit more melancholy, the Blue Room is a wonderful place to get some cuddles and wash away those sad feelings.


Kugane Apartment

An apartment overlooking the city of Kugane. Comes with a bar, bathtub, and a warm bed. If you want to experience city living in the Far East, this is the place to go!

Where desire and dream become satisfaction and reality—


Bunny of the Month


VIP Membership

One Night VIP - 100k gil

- Free Food & Drink
- Syncshell access
- Access to VIP lounge with up to 1 guests
- Bottle service for you and your guests

Plus:- Temporary VIP role in discord (NSFW Access)
- Access to exclusive Massage Room & Boudoir Studio
* Refer a friend bonus for referring other VIP members

Monthly VIP - 5 million gil

- Bar Buyout
- Syncshell access
- Access to VIP lounge with up to 5 guests
- Bottle service for you and your guests

Plus:- VIP role in discord for one month
- Access to exclusive Massage Room & Boudoir Studio
- Up to 3 risque photographs (per week) with the bunny of the month
- Up to 2 hours per month with one of our bunnies

Lifetime VIP - 50 million gil

- Unlimited Food & Drinks
- Syncshell access
- Access to VIP lounge with up to 5 guests
- Bottle service for you and your guests

Plus:- Permanent VIP role in discord
- Access to exclusive Massage Room & Boudoir Studio
- Up to 3 risque photographs (per week) with the bunny of the month
- Up to 5 hours per month with one of our bunnies
- Profile on Carrd (if requested)
- Private Room named after you (if requested)
- Drink named after you (if requested)


Lifetime VIP Members


Role: R.S.DAge: 38Gender: Male (He/Him or They/Them)Personality: A bit reserved to start, Taen hails from the Rothlyt Sound. An accomplished traveller and adventurer, he now spends most of his days behind a camera honing his craft. He can also be found in clubs throughout Eorzea, from mild to wild. Once he warms up, he loves conversation and has diverse interests. Don't hesitate to say hello!

Look but dont touch—


SFW Staff


Management


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